A Daughter Wanted To Control her Fathers Life. This What He Decided To Do

A Daughter Wanted To Control her Fathers Life. This What He Decided To Do

Nov 18th, 2020

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OMG, say it isn't so, Mom!!!!....lol Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked. Her talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.

She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the gals. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her.

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I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 68 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I said, “I really don't know what to do.

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I signed up for five jumps a week!!" The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.

Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be ever so much fun...!!!

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